Rubber Gloves

Basically condoms for your hands

I need to put on some Rubber Gloves so I can do my job dissecting kittens

by W.G. II September 8, 2019

Sweatty Glove

When one, After Snowboarding/skiing all day, removes their glove, wipes their fingers down the area between their balls and their thigh and wipes it under a fellow snowboarder/skiers nose.

Usually as a form of torment, however some americans can grow fond of the unique aroma

"NO way would i want a wiff of his sweaty glove."

"Joe , dan was dissin your mum, give him a sweatty glove."

by T-pain__ March 7, 2008

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 4, 2025

oven gloves

A white person's tool in order to not burn themselves

wow dude this meatball is really hot can u pass me the oven gloves

by memeballs June 29, 2017

Glove Slaw

glove and prespective are the slaw.

My wife, my kids, my dog, and my slaw, my feet on the table, with you and glove slaw.

by JSalt October 4, 2021

Gloves Rule

The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions

Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule

by Onald November 11, 2020

Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.

Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!

by Miritsu May 3, 2024