Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.

Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

Glory Hole Gladiator

BRIAN

This morning I recieved Brian in my kitchen. I was like woah, Glory Hole Gladiator calm you're tits

by Sex Daddy July 11, 2023

Glory-Meister

Noun - the indevidual aquiring glory dude to the failure and/or wrongness of some else leading to the Glory-Meisters original argument being found to be correct.

Libby - The sky is blue.
Maya - The sky is orange.
Libby - Look outside.
Maya - Oh no! You're right.
Libby - You're failure feeds my ego! I am the glory-meister.

by Batman Saves April 2, 2010

Gloris

An exquisitely rare breed of human. This girl is made of actual magic. One of the most insightful people you will ever meet with the kindest heart. She possesses unrivaled abilities to listen, and to make others feel understood. Always fun, funny, and knows how to have a good time. She is gorgeously stunningly beautiful and you will never get on her level so don't bother trying. Many men are in love with her but also find her extremely intimidating. She lives her life like a G and isn't accessible to ignorant halfwit morons. She's lion-hearted. Getting to know her is a great honor.

If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.

"Who is that mysterious, intelligent, vixen-like beauty over there?"
"Oh that's Gloris. Dream on!"

by Chandicake101 November 23, 2021

the glory spot

where a male sticks his penis in between a females tits during sex.

Chad stuck it right in the Glory Spot I even got a taste of his giant dick.

by 007630reeee? March 4, 2019

Glory Bol

The surprise act of being JO'd by a WNBA Star under the massage table in the locker room.

Did Reid tell you about the Phoenix Mercury game last night?!

No. What happened?!

Oh man, it sounded awesome! Somehow he got the ol Glory Bol during the halftime show!

by wolfmanbean June 13, 2018

gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth

Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?

by sliceofhamm February 8, 2018