Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)
by I_said_what_I_said September 03, 2018
To have sexual intercourse with a woman.
1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"
by Jaywant March 05, 2008
by Ef13&4957828485 October 24, 2019
An expression used to exclaim the desire for someone to get their shit outta there, metaphorically and literally.
by svlavdarask2123x October 12, 2019
this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 09, 2019
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