uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.

burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Gardening

Origins: Leicester, England
Derived from "guarding it"

(verb) to be in the process of looking after something, or keeping something safe.

Two young men having a discussion about whose responsibility it was to look after one of their pints outside a pub*

1: I told you to look after my pint
2: If you cared so much about your pint, you'd be in there gardening!

by gardening September 17, 2017

Grode

A small, skinny penis.

Girl: "Omg so I was blowing Gregg the other day and..."

Boy : "Okay, you blow a dude every week what's so special about this?"

Girl: "He had the smallest grode I've ever fuckin seen! I made him pull his fly up once I saw that."

Boy: "Not surprised...he always seemed like he was insecure about something..."

by partisanwarrior97 May 17, 2016

victory gardens

Victory gardens were inspired by Eleanor Roosevelt to help the allied effort during World War II, by providing self-sufficiency in nutrition needs.

At their peak, victory gardens supplied 40 percent of the nation's fresh produce.

source: http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/03/16-6

by Applied Research March 27, 2009

grode gonzalous

when someone eats a girl out when she is on the rag (period) also known as blood wings

u know on biker jackets how they have those red wings on theyr jaket well i made up the name grode gonzalous so it would sound funnier

by matt collins January 24, 2004

Garden City Gym Teacher

Almost the most fit teachers in the schools, minus the fact that some are overly weight and dive golf carts because they are too lazy to walk around. Some have special conditions, ex: shin splints,pacemakers,lesbian,gay

In the end most of the guys are especially hot

Dude your a gym teacher you must me a "Garden City Gym Teacher"!

by GcLaxChick November 9, 2010

Urban Gardening

The activity of smoking a joint in a city type area. Usually you get a few of your hoodrats in your crew and blaze the streets

"Yo man want to go urban gardening?"
"Dude like plant some chrysanthemums?"
"No the other urban gardening. Don't be ignant"

by wootwoot3 April 15, 2010