Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.
John S.: Hey can I have one of those?
*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*
*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*
John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*
*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*
John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019

by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage
by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011

Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?
Hayden: Yes.
Helen: You should work on that.
Hayden: No.
Hayden: Yes.
Helen: You should work on that.
Hayden: No.
by Ereck Flowers December 22, 2014

Referring to someones inability to do something.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
by vkwagz June 14, 2017

The act of doing something wild and baffling, such as taking 10 dab rips while receiving oral sex, or smoking a wet menthol and butt chugging a Busch Light.
“Alex shoots porn while enjoying a nice dab and partaking in a bit of day drinking, what a greasy bastard.”
by LSDemonKid June 22, 2018

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.
by Craven69 October 24, 2020
