wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

by Christivn March 27, 2017

Fuck the Army

Something said by soldiers who are sick of putting up with BS in the army

"Hey SPC Smelly, we're going to need you to do ACQ this weekend"

"Again? This is the fifth time this month. Fuck the Army"

"SGT Smitty, this will be your fifth time deploying and you will miss your child being born for the third time."

"FTA"

by dvlkhbadljfnv December 27, 2011

fuck 'em

In a state in which a person could careless about a person, place, thing or a group.

Delvis didn't show up for this blunt, ah, fuck 'em.

by ismokedope November 12, 2008

fuck me dead

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.

"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

cowboy the fuck up

Phrase used to describe to action of taking a deep breath, forgetting about the pain and fear, digging down deep, and carrying on to the end.

Dad: Son, are you injured or are you hurt?

Son: What's the difference?

Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.

Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.

Dad: That's my boy.

by dammit janet October 21, 2004

Camping a Fuck

Camping a fuck is what you do when you want to hook up with a girl who's just not putting out. You know you'll end up hitting it eventually, so you camp it out 'til she gives in.

My bro's been camping a fuck so long he's got serious blue balls.

by Thug Poet December 19, 2008