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Father Figure

A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.
Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.

Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.
by anonymous November 15, 2022
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Fatherless

you lmao

(jk)
Person 1: I am fatherless

Person 2: I could tell
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den father

Kinky Boy Scout leader who preys on his Boy Scouts. He often takes advantage of his knot tying skills.
My 8 year old son enjoys personal quality time with his den father every Wednesday. When he comes home he often has abrasions on his wrists.
by Den father May 25, 2017
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Indian Father Syndrome

Performance Anxiety and severe insecurity caused by exceptional parental pressure from the Father, coupled with a lack of emotional intelligence and emotional availability inherited from the Father.
Ah shit man Vishal is having a terrible time at the moment. Typical Indian Father syndrome, he just wants to make his daddy proud. If feel bad for him, he sets his standards so high!
by PopPsych August 3, 2017
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Vineesh Father

Darshan's home security is the father of vineesh.

Security banged darshan's wife, snd the by product is Vineesh.

Darshan's wife Vijayalakshmi developed some relationship with Producer Munirathna, Umapathy srinivas and many producers.
by anonymous May 27, 2021
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sam fatherstone

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sam fatherstone doing foundation bc hes stupid even tho he has tutoring
by grannylicker123 February 14, 2023
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Sweet'n Low Father

A sweet'n low father is one who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to achieve the status, so they buy cheap things as gifts
Girl 1: I heard you got a new sugar daddy, how much jewelry have you gotten from him?

Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines
by Lookimfamous January 30, 2016
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