hand flute

When a individual is masturbating or choking his chicken for pleasure.

This mother fucker is taking so long in the bathroom, he’s definitely playin the hand flute

by J-keiffa April 28, 2020

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Skin Flute

A funny or dumb way to say "penis" and if you are in music class you can make lots of jokes about the skin flute

Dude 1: "I'm gonna go play my Skin Flute"

Dude 2: "nah bro it's No Nut November"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

Skin Flute

The result of repeated attempts of genital piercing on or around the penis.

"Don't go to piercing place downtown, my friend Eddie went for a dick ring and they messed up... Now he's walkin' around with a skin flute!"

by Evilalex December 16, 2020

moon flute

A clear glass with a bubble on the end for smoking meth

He just loaded his moon flute

by ICEANT December 19, 2020

pussy flute

Well you see...
It's just a pussy flute.
No definition needed.
You just know...

John: What time is it?
Mary: Pussy flute
John: Understandable, have a nice day

by Dr. Purtle April 8, 2021

cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021