Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

by Flidadoid101 May 5, 2021

floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

by artist6000 October 28, 2024

Floating island of garbage

Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024

Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a Beemer

Referring to the quote from the movie "Cars," it is believed to be coined off of Muhammad Ali's "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

But in the movie it seems to be a variation of Ali's quote but in "racing terms," since both Cadillac and Beemer (BMW) are both real life car manufacturers.

"Float like a Cadillac, sting like a beemer."
- Doc Hudson and Lightning Mcqueen

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"
- Muhammad Ali

"He's driving so smooth and fast, it's like he's floating like a Cadillac and stinging like a Beemer"

by dabickler December 23, 2024

Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

floating

A word with some very different uses and feeling associated with the action of floating
One of either

1) a state of mind where one feels like they're half dreaming or is existing slightly outside the moment, semi-detached from reality.

2) one is going along with the flow/what happens around them or doing actions and experiencing moments without thinking or fully knowing what's going on.

"I've not been paying attention I'm just floating"
"I'm just going to float this holiday"

by leam ooblek January 5, 2026

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025