Fiddlers cream

When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.

“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”

by Saulggoodman51 March 23, 2024

fiddlesnipper

Someone who cant cut well, making sharp edges or cutting into specified object

Derek is such a fiddlesnipper!

by gibber125 March 27, 2024

Fiddlebert

A hoax character said to be in the 2001 Gamecube game "Pikmin". He looks like a smaller Captain Olimar but much more green.

"Did you see Fiddlebert on the TSX billboard?"

by Man-at-Legs April 14, 2024

Fiddlewilly

A term to describe being in an inconvenient situation.

"I'm in kind of a fiddlewilly right now, dude"

"Hey, I'm in a fiddlewilly right now, let me call you back"

by troutshoulder April 15, 2024

Fiddlestix

A tall, lanky, Scottish slenderman that grabs little kids and drags them in 322 so he can goonmax to them all day long while jelqing to the max.

'Hey guys did you see Fiddlestix's new goon bank compilation'

by Goonmaxxer November 22, 2024

fiddlecock

To be lead on, or be brought to a point of satisfaction but immediately let down

She was all up on me at the party ready for some action but fiddlecocked me in the end, left me hanging.

by BenderizzGreat February 1, 2025

fiddleity

Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.

Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025