Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture.
by George Vespe May 08, 2008
The bestest band EVER.
Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.
"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"
Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.
"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"
by Disabled Dan January 29, 2005
A person who owns the only farm in town and sells corn stalks. He's a hick who owns a 95' Dodge Dakota Sport and he likes the simple life and has a neck beard. He is a very nice individual and never gets angry. For some reason he is really good at computer graphics. Oddly shaped.
by Tmac44 November 04, 2009
When your nose is running but you don't have a tissue, so you close one nostril and blow the opposite explosively, then repeat with the other nostril, and the snot flies out in a spread pattern. Usually done outside.
by giantslor March 13, 2016
A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future.
Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year.
Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.
Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.
by Aptaphobic March 23, 2014
Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.
Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.
The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
by pilsburydoeboy March 31, 2013
jamie meets jane. jane and jamie have 80p each. (proably chavz) lets by some farmers choice. Later caught by the police drunk, after whiffing it.
by billybobm July 20, 2006