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must-fap-to

Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.
Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.

Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!
by DrCharl April 22, 2011
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fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.
1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.
by G-A-T October 27, 2011
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Shame Fapping

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.
by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022
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Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.
Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.
by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019
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fap tribute

A fap tribute is a video or compilation of sexually arousing images or clips of a specific celebrity/public figure.
"Hey man, I just watched a SSSniperwolf fap tribute. Want the link?"
by Sapphire05 February 2, 2023
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flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.
Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."
by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014
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kiwi fap

Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!
by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018
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