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Best Fake Friends

When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
by DJ Chazzy Chaz September 8, 2011
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fakebook flirting

a person that can't get over the past and insists on flirting with ex-school girlfriends whilst happily being in a current facebook relationship with another.
fakebook flirting is pretty harmless, it's not as if I'm living in the past and dissatisfied with my current facebook girlfriend. Surely it can't hurt anyone!
by charming doll January 27, 2011
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fake emos

individuals who say their bisexual, pretend to like anime, and say they love astronomy when they don’t even know shit about it
fake emo: ugh I love astronomy, did u know Jupiter is the biggest planet?

me: people like you are such fake emos, get a job.
by TheWeirdBoi July 20, 2018
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fake dick trick

when you unzip your fly, put your hand down your pants, and stick your finger out of your fly...so your finger resembles a dick.
My friend pulled a fake dick trick at the bar last night.
by off the walls May 7, 2009
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Fake Person

A fake person is someone who will do at least two of the following:
1) Talk behind your or someone else's back
2) Act like their something they're really not to be liked (a Poser)
3) Try to be relatable
4) Pretend to be friends with someone just to use them
Yeah, Lindsey is such a fake person. I can not believe she talked behind Taylor's back like that.
by Joey McDade June 6, 2018
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fake woo

twitch.tv/silky

term used for people who are not part of the "woo" gang, but think they are (the floss 💫)
a woo member: "word to my dead, that jerry guy really a bitch, why he think he down with the set"
fellow woo member: "facts cig, he must be a fake woo"

Sanctioned Woo Member, Tdott 👿: "Yo BOY stop jaccin our shit u not from da hood don't make me address this shit again"
Fake Woo Member, Silky 🐬: "Stars in the AMG, Big WOO shit"
by Netbanger January 19, 2022
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fake bake

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one
Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?
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