Internet best friend

a person you trust with your life. a person you love so much but you've never even met before. a person your so close with, closer to then anyone else. they know more about you then you know about yourself. your best friend in the whole entire world but you've never even met before.

I'm meeting my internet best friend today

by ibeliveinyou July 25, 2019

ex-best friend

it’s one of the saddest things.. when two people really get to know each other; their secrets, their fears, their favorite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. it’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.

someone- don’t you miss ____
you- ew no... she’s my #ex-best friend
but deep down you did. you just can’t say it bc it hurts so much.

by snakegirl150 September 27, 2020

friend girl

A friend girl is a girl you really like, but you're just really close friends and not boyfriend/girlfriend. You're still in the friend zone and that's ok.

Elizabeth Berryhill is my friend girl. We like to go on friend dates.

by PWS27 July 7, 2017

friend high

The pleasant "high" feeling one acquires around close friends, often compared to being on some sort of drug. Accompanied by lots of laughing, stupidity, excitement, good conversation, and loud obnoxiousness, ie the act of getting "high" off another's good friendship vibes.

Often considered a replacement for drugs and alcohol, though not heavily supported.

1. "Let's hotbox this room with our friendship!"
2. "Watch the dosage on THAT friendship, Carlos..."
3. "Lets get friend high tonight"

by Pail/Concussed/Crevice January 9, 2009

friend by association

A person who is your friend, but only because he is one of your friend's friends. It doesn't really matter how much you like him, or how often you converse, he is still your friend by association. But he can only be a friend by association if you have met him, (and not just heard about him) and talked to him.

Erik is Chris's friend. Josh is Erik's friend. Erik introduced him to Chris. Chris greeted him. Josh is now Chris's friend by association, and vice versa.

by Christophart August 23, 2010

friend of the show

Friends you can count on to pitch in when stuff goes wrong.

"Like late night hosts can look to trusted pals to fill-in when big shot guests don't fulfill responsibilities, I can always count on Jordo to have my back. He's a friend of the show."

by JormanThoad March 9, 2017

Theoretical Friend

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

by KimberleyStrange July 16, 2008