Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.
"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
by RectumFly July 05, 2014
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Fountaining

Fountaining is when you engage in oral sex with someone that has had a Tracheotomy in reverse. You insert your penis in the neck hole and maneuver it to come out through the mouth when you ejaculate causing a fountain effect.
I met Sally at the bar after her Trach surgery and I gave her a fountaining.
by Jerick452 January 05, 2025
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triple fountain

When three gentlemen, one white, one black, and one Hispanic, all hold their penises upwards and ejaculate upon a woman's face. References the Golden Corral Triple Fountain.
Jamal, José, and myself all performed a Triple Fountain on the woman kneeling before us.
by Daedric_Fondler February 02, 2014
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Cum fountain

When two+ men smash their dicks together and start cumming all over eachother, while a women is getting her faced glazed from rhe falling ejaculate like a glazed Doughboy from Sluys (Washington thing), or a Krispy Kreme donut.
"Me and Billy created a cum fountain for Jennifer
by Churros_XD July 06, 2024
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Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain
by Mycousinkindathicc January 18, 2020
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Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
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KC Water Fountain

The act of one person eating/drinking mentos and coke out of a some one's ass.
After Andrew had dropped the Mentos into her ass he proceeded to be covered in a kc water fountain.
by MuzDingo January 28, 2024
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