La scopo fatto

stupid dogs yeah

stupid dogs yeah .O la guerra nel cervello ol omicidio. Negli occhi Smart dog yes; la scopo fatto king dellra traps romsna

by lilDemo November 21, 2021

Survival of the fittest

Used to describe Peter and Fran’s approach to Disney World.

Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.

Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.

Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest

by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025