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fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
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fish pipe

A term to describe a certain type of hallucinatory experience, one in which a person has a sense of swimming through a clear, water-filled tube about the diameter of their own body and seeing fish swimming alongside them.
I was moving in super-slow motion in the fish pipe and I noticed that one of the outrageously colorful fish was staring back at me with such love that I began to sob uncontrollably.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2022
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Puddle Fishing

The act of doing something in vain, doing something in a way that it cannot be achieved.
Making the air cleaner is puddle fishing when you are driving a car.
by MLE vonn July 3, 2005
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gravy fishing

the act of obtaining all available condiments of a fastfood chain, usually KFC gravy, in an attempt to have an opportunity to flirt with female customers who also want the said condiments
"Hencie's hobby is gravy fishing because he loves them hoes." -Champxf
by Loads of Kikis May 25, 2008
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fish slapped

Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.
Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!
by incinerator May 30, 2012
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Block Fishing

When police ride around looking for any old reason to pull someone over!
I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh
by Mr.Dinoman August 16, 2018
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Ian Fish

Ian fish is a guy named Ian who is holding a fish, and his friends make fun of him for it.
“Omg I edited this pic of Ian fish”
“I’m in the Ian Fish Cult on TikTok”
*chanting* “IAN FISH. IAN FISH. IAN FISH.”
by FuturePersinger February 21, 2022
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