the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
by RandomRooster September 26, 2021
Get the Evamug. 
A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out
by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022
Get the evamug. How can one begin to describe perfection? I guess with one word, Eva.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought
She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.
She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.
If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought
She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.
She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.
If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
by Hungarian Gypsy April 18, 2025
Get the Evamug. 
Get the Evamug. eva is a fae they love being a fae and meeting other faes. eva also loves gracie they are like totally together fr.no one knows yet this is my big reveal dont tell anyone.shhhhhh.eva likes pink skittles.
by graciethelebonese January 28, 2023
Get the evamug. 