bell ends

Maggie darling we need to pop out to Waitrose to pick up some foie gras and bell ends to suck on.
by I want to lick buuuuuuum December 21, 2019
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The perfect ending

The perfect ending is the Final step in a mens Life, it is Death.
But not any Death. Death by Speed, high speed in a Car Or Motorcycle.
Example:

-Paul Walker
-Jax (Sons of Anarchy)
by Hoja2 March 06, 2023
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chong end

the chong end is the tip of the male foreskin it is used as an insult eg
"You're a right chong end"
"what did you do that for you chong end?!"
by Tryan October 05, 2005
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Starless ending

It means that no matter what you do in your life or what you didn't do, everything end the same way for everyone. We all live and die. In the end nobody give a fuck about you.
by Ayetan July 27, 2022
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glistening end

The horrific appearance of an uncircumcised penis following several days of poor hygiene with the addition of one, two or several masturbatory sessions.
The glans penis appears to be moist and shines almost like the glint of a very bright star.
There may also be a caesous smell from the penis and a general aroma of vinegar, related to the general poor state of cleanliness of the gooch area.

Evidence shows this condition to directly related to the length of the foreskin (skin of fore).
Alex has a glistening end.

Alex, thats sick, you need the chop to get rid of your glistening end.

Alex, wash your gooch and whilst your at it, pull back to sort out your glistening end.

Alex, get listed.
by legsy11 September 23, 2008
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Sloppy ending

When you pull out to finish in a sloppy joe and then offer it to your partner to eat.
Me and Agnes' love life has been stagnant lately so i gave her a Sloppy ending last night.
by 420miracle February 22, 2021
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Rotten end

A place in Essex where über-skanks go to make out in the car on their first date.
Yo, they're on their first date-bet they go to rotten end!
by Lizyb September 27, 2014
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