ejac pen

not used anymore. another way to describe someone having an erection. It was usually said as “ej pen” for short. The word portrays “epipen”

I think we need the ejac pen

by markerlit August 10, 2024

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Ejaculeptic spasm

Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating

Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night

Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!

by gooningballbag August 17, 2024

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ejacubis

Street name for cannabis concentrate.

Can I get 2 grams of pineapple ejacubis.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

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An occurrence that happens only to pre-pubescent seahorses . It’s when the male seahorse finds a fish carcass floating around, then it positions the fish body to be at a 73 degree angle from the nose of the seahorse. From there the pre- pubescent seahorse sticks it twig sized dick into the fish carcass, any opening works as long as it’s not the fish mouth to make sure the fish teeth don’t damage their dick. After the micro dick is in the fish, the seahorse repeatedly, extremely aggressively humps the poor fish’s flesh. When the seahorse finally ejaculates into the carcass it releases a hormone that causes the fish the glow. Slowly the seahorse will pull its minuscule dick out and make squeaks of pleasure and joy. This attracts the other pre- pubescent male seahorses to come rushing towards the original seahorse to fuck its tiny hairless body till it dies from the ever most painful pleasure.

Damn that pre-pubescent seahorse must be beginning the process of ejaculight.

by helislapp November 28, 2023

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