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kundi explosion

when your kundi feels like its about to tear apart because your anus hurts when you go to sleep. usually caused by an uknown entity which is directly responsible for the kundi explosion
man : why whenevr i go to sleep my anus is hurtin lot. who is coming and giving me kundi explosion tell me now
by leafblower99 May 13, 2022
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explosive splondo

when yo hondo is semi liquid and explosive.
Amy; I swear to god dude, im holding back the most hottest explosive splondo ever like my honod hole is burning aghhhhh
Georgie; shoish
by bigstinkmilf November 3, 2021
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Puke explosion

a very large amount of vomit shot out the face hole all at once normally caused from over drinking
i drank so much JD last night i had a total puke explosion
by Guru Tug1nmapuda August 21, 2011
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Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".
Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*
by father longnipples May 11, 2022
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explosive cumback

When your girlfriend sucks you off, then you hold her head so you're deep in her throat as you ejaculate. Once done, she slaps you, bursts out laughing with a mouth full, and it explodes in a raspberry all over you and the surrounding soft furnishings!
She sucked me off last night and it ended in an explosive cumback!
by AngryDragon1280 December 5, 2021
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gas explosion

What everything that happens in a hidden magical society on earth was blamed on.
Person:"Hey, did you hear about the museum exploding?"
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
by Anontheanonymousv January 15, 2019
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explosioned

"De many beers... many beers have explosioned on ze flooueh."
by big juicy dick boy July 27, 2021
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