Eva is a smelly stuck up hoe who crawled out of a bin. She doesn't have much of a life so she gets involved with everyone else's. She is a big shit mixer. She thinks she has way more friends than you but they are just as fake as her.
by Tesstickles08 April 16, 2020
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Get the Eva mug.A girl who's a hopeless romantic. She's nerdy, and seems to hate everyone, but is the best when you get to know her. Gives everybody mixed signals. She is smart and focused, but also dumb at the same time.
by coolkevin123038 March 15, 2024
Get the Eva Ann mug.Shes the perfect house wife material and will make you pancakes while she beats you up with a pan like rapunzel or sm. shes a stupid Canadian with maple syrup or some shit. shes so white like the color of my walls. she will never leave her perfect husband and will work to impress men cause shes super straight.
by pee_lover November 26, 2021
Get the Anna-Eva mug.What is an Eva. Evas are almost pocket sized, red headed homosapiens with gorgeous blue and green eyes. Eva has alot going on her life that you may not know about so you should always ensure they are comfortable and smiling. Make Eva smile with a Starbucks that she won't be able to finish and a chocolate filled donut half the size of her head. Eva has a new passion for ice skating and is very committed. Eva will rarely read but enjoys a good romance book 🙈 always be proud and kind to Eva, they treat you how they feel treated. Eva is always trying their best. Dont let them give up on anything... ever.
by achoo256 September 15, 2023
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