Whitening your eggs

To "kid" or "joke around with"

Hey man i'm just whitening your eggs, relax.

by PixelAuug June 30, 2009

bloody easter eggs

Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.

I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.

by supersab September 16, 2010

fish eggs

when a girl has a yeast infection during here period

damn bill i was bangin this hoe and it was like fish eggs fool!

by Peter's McPeter May 26, 2006

PORN & EGGS

1. Noun. A type of party involving pornography and eggs.
2. Noun. A growing sub-culture of self-defined "cultural anthropologists and closet pornstars"; people who host or attend PORN & EGGS parties.

Are you going to the PORN & EGGS party?
Yes, I love PORN & EGGS!

by PORN&EGGS December 3, 2006

Lap Eggs

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

by Chad A. February 28, 2003

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.

My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.

by JRBlack July 7, 2016

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 7, 2015