Elmers Suprise

Glueing a persons butthole shut.

Lets give him an Elmers suprise.

by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009

Emerald Dreams

The balance of sleep and bliss through someone's mind. Nothing but pure happiness, sleeping in this state causes nothing but pure love within ones mind

She sleeps in Emerald Dreams.

I want you to deep dive in an emerald dream.

by Flamesd August 24, 2016

Emergency Everclear

A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer

Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.

by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017

emergentism

The belief that the present emerges from the future.

The obverse of determinism.

Emergentism is the obverse of determinism.

It would reject historical materialism.

by sandraxine September 14, 2018

Elmers forbidden glue

The act of gluing one man’s dick to a females vagina using Elmers glue and cum

I was in an alleyway yesterday and I saw a Russian man making a husband and wife do the Elmers forbidden glue

by Dan V and Nicky g January 7, 2021

Emergency food

Paimon

Paimon: PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD

Traveler: Yes you are…

by EmiImpact March 3, 2022

emeraldo

emeraldo is the best person on this planet, he’s a little goofy ball, he’s extremely caring and very handsome! he’ll always be there for you and will always do his best. Emeraldo is the best! Emeraldo’s typical like the color green or purple, very emo but we love that for him. Yeah!

emeraldo is the best!!

by I’mbeggeryeah March 17, 2023