Draking It

Waving around your half-chub in front of a mirror or harassing the air with your flacid dick while recording it

My girl wanted a pic so when I got home I started Draking It for her.

by The Roundtable of Retards February 8, 2024

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Drake is a lot of things. Funny, fiercely loyal, kind, athletic, and a little gay at times, Drake is everything you need in a guy. He probably has a lot of issues, but his friends help him through them and for that he's very grateful. It's easy to frustrate him, so try to be gentle, but other than that he's a lot of fun. Drake is probably tall and muscular, with blonde hair and light eyes. He can take a joke many times over--laugh with him as much as you can while you have the chance! Spending time with Drake is the best thing ever. He will treat you right and do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you know a Drake, hang onto him. He's the most worthwhile thing you'll ever have. He's quirky and eccentric, and he knows how to modulate his behavior for whoever he's with. Some people don't like Drake because he's too energetic for them, but that's ok. If you got to know him, you'd grow to love him! Drake probably has a hard time holding grudges, so it's never too late to become his friend.
Lastly, if you're loyal to Drake, he'll be loyal right back! He won't hesitate to fight for you if you've been good to him, and Drake is like a one-man army. He would walk to the ends of the earth if it made you smile, and he'd fly to the moon and back to make you laugh. Hang onto Drake, you won't regret it.

person 1: drake is so cool, i wish i could be his friend.
person 2: you can, drake loves everybody!
person 1: wow! i'm going to go talk to drake right now!

by Heathvixen April 11, 2023

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Drunk and baked

Drinking all those beers and smoking all that weed..I'm absolutely draked.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

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An individual who has a cognitive difficulty to remember recent events akin to an elderly person despite only being in their early twenties

“Drake couldn’t remember what we did on Xbox yesterday, he’s probably going to have dementia by the time he’s 30”.

by Mark 2 Raygun May 4, 2023

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a rapper you listen to if you're a suburban girl or some dusty guy who's getting over a girl that has a boyfriend now. he has one of the most legendary discographies in hip hop which includes classic tracks such as from time and marvins room. if you see any guys listening to these songs then please help them because they are absolutely fucked and are in too deep in their feelings.

"man, ive been listening to drake so much recently cuz of this one girl. we used to be really close and we would always skip classes together and shi but after summer we stopped talking for whatever reason. now its really awkward seeing her in the halls and im only realizing now that i love her and shes the perfect one for me but its too late to reconnect cuz she has a boyfriend. fuck man ima go listen to marvins room to drown out all the pain im in cuz i cant talk to anyone about it"

by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE May 13, 2023

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drake is someone who is sweet, caring, hilarious asf, kind, and also gentle. drake is someone who will be there for you in ur ups and down, he is someone that will make fun of you for sure but i think thats the way of showing that he cares about you. drake is a person you can trust and that no matter what he will not judge you...depending on what the subject may be he will sometimes judge you. drake has an adorable baby face and has an adorable laugh as well. he is sometimes a dork but its something that i love about him. honestly there should be more people like drake in the world. i love him and i am very proud of him. even for the little things that he does i am very VERY proud of him.

''omg is that drake!?''
''yea it is, he is very sweet and he is a very good listener too''

by bananadanna November 25, 2023

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