Dork

A whales penis

Her- Your a dork

Me-Do you know what that is?
Her- Yeh, it means I like you kinda

Me-Well, it's acualy a whales penis

Her- ...

by Nonamedrat November 9, 2019

Dork

Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.

The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

dork

cutest girl in the world

ig: @dorkakii

by nem kecsp April 4, 2021

Dingo dork

Dingle dork is what a Ass whole male most likely named starr call his stinky dinky friends wife Marsha when she has left the room and hides from company and starts acting weird

Stinky dinky where did dingo dork go

by Starr,s wife November 9, 2021

Dork

Someone that thinks they are a lot more fun, exciting, colorful, revolutionary, and interesting than they actually are.

The dork was the girl everybody knew, but that nobody actually knew much, if anything about. The fun, exciting image was just a defense mechanism to keep anybody from knowing who she really was.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

Dork

The penis of any type of whale commonly used to describe a sperm whales penis

Hey look at the dork on that whale

by Thewhaleman78 April 5, 2021

dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.

OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.

by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019