I don't give a div

A catchphrase used by Dave when he gets mad over someone using divs in their web design coursework or outside lectures.

Me: "Dave but I can't submit this coursework without putting a few divs in"
Dave: "I don't give a div!"

by EdgeDefinitions March 6, 2024

No. I don't.

I don't feel that way. I see some chick crying because if she comes home without cigarettes her the man she chose to fuck instead of me is going to beat the shit out of her or I see Cassie getting dragged down a hallway know full well that she chose to fuck a known diddler... It makes it all better.

Hym "So no. I don't. I don't feel like I'm not enough. I feel like I'm better than everyone."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

I don't want to call you

That means i don't love you🤷🏼 ♀️

Ethan"I don't want to call you"
Samatha"You don't love me?"
Ethan"No"

by bigslongdick._ February 26, 2022

I don't know i'm Thuli

Something you say when you don't know a topic or an answer. It is a form of ragebait against your peers. Originated from the island of Sri Lanka, where it was found written on a slab of clay, in an unknown language.

Mike: Yo did you fix your car
Kelvin: I don't know i'm Thuli...

by Matthew Regozo October 28, 2025

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

I don't have words

Literally.as it sounds. Expression used when someone is shocked and dismayed about something.

"I don't have words"is what ariana grande said
After the shootings at the concert in birmingham england

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

I Don't rate you

I Don't like you

Go away I Don't rate you

by HEYY_LUVS💖💖 December 12, 2023