Dog not a fucking cat bitches
by china/INDIAN/ENGLISH/your dad January 21, 2019
Get the Dogmug. If you are searching ‘dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
“Bro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
“Haha”
“Haha”
by Hols9876 June 2, 2020
Get the Dogmug. by ThePupperLoverThatWillKillYou May 12, 2018
Get the Dogmug. The best pet ever. Super loyal and fun to play with. Have a rather large loathing to squirrels and cats. Some may be packed full of energy. Very popular pets.
by The real cookie lady May 15, 2019
Get the Dogmug. A man's best friend. They can be lovable or vicious. Very soft and cuddly (Most). They protect and guard.
Dallas: OMG. Bro, do you see that cute dog !!
Max: Yea, he's really cute. I need a companion like that dog.
Max: Yea, he's really cute. I need a companion like that dog.
by BlueWolfieGirl943 August 31, 2017
Get the Dogmug. a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)
by masta dragon red April 12, 2010
Get the not dogsmug. a perfect creature which will always love you and is the perfect thing to exist but sadly it's life span is an average of 13-15 human years and then will not be there for you so use those years wisely and love it when asks for love keep it well or else I WILL COME TO KILL YOU!
by guy-goay-gay January 10, 2019
Get the dogmug.