double dicker

I double dicker is an individual who poseses two dicks. This happens very rarely and is often documented in porno.

Wow I grew another penis last night!

Hey that makes you a double dicker.

by Lil' Shaq April 5, 2004

Dicked off

When a person gets too excited, and everything just goes to hell.

Anton was excited for Chrono Trigger DS, but then realized he didn't have a DS, and thus dicked off.

by JetskiEpicmount August 4, 2008

dickectomy

A medical procedure to complete a sex change of a male to female. The procedure for the removal of the male penus.

Daniel offically became Danielle with the completion of his dickectomy.

by reffun November 22, 2010

Dicket's

Dicket's, Australian Slang for when a gay male or female is choking down on a blow job directly after eating a twenty packet of nuggets from McDonald's, causing him/her to throw up nuggets onto the lap of the other person.

"Oh man, After going to maccas, in the parking lot my boyfriend gave me such good head, unfortunately it ended with dickey's",

"I was giving such vigorous head last night, but couldn't keep down my dicket's"

"Brent always gives out dicket's at the end of a maccas meal"

by Zeebie The Zebra April 10, 2017

Dickery

The act of being a complete dick, someone who is very rude.

Melissa: Did you hear about Bernard's dickery?

Josh: No!

Melissa: Yeah Jill finally told him she liked him and he told her "I don't like you like that" even though he tried to fuck Jill prom weekend!

Josh: Wow what a douchebag!

by Sassy Switzerland July 14, 2017

Dicker down salad

When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.

yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.

by Ryngor October 16, 2018

Dickered

dicksuckered suckered by the D...

Smh.. That girl ain’t thinkin’ right.. she’s been dickered..

by Sumrncali February 20, 2020