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GRU Division "P"

Originally known as the ЧД АКН ("ChD AKN", or Fourth Department Abnormal Occurrences Commission), it was established in early 1935 by direct decree of J. V. Stalin, its first task being the investigation of the murder of S. M. Kirov.

During WWII, the Commission expanded into the newly reorganized GRU as Division "P" - Psychotronics, working to counteract anomalous threats from the SS, Ahnenerbe, and the Vatican, and to capture and study anomalous artifacts both at home and abroad for the benefit of the Soviet government. Division "P" has carried on with this role throughout the Cold War, making Foundation operations in the countries of the Comintern difficult.

After 1991, rapid restructuring, coupled with budget cuts and the decommissioning or sale of significant assets, resulted in numerous defections of their personnel (A significant proportion of both Chaos Insurgency and MC&D operatives in Eastern Europe originated from GRU Division "P" ranks) and the flooding of the European black market with anomalous items formerly in their possession. Currently, this Group of Interest poses little direct threat to the Foundation.
GRU Division "P" is completely pathetic.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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The Great Divide

The act in which a woman stands on a table above you, jumps, and goes into a split and lands on your dick.
Why you limpin bro? This one fat bitch was mad brawlic and she pulled off the great divide on me.
by Frodo Tbaggins March 28, 2011
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Divia

An amazing person that’s always there for you no matter what and that will love you forever and ever she had beautiful eyes
WoW look at divia she’s so beautiful
by Kdkdksoodowidid January 1, 2022
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Dong Diving

When a girl (or other sexual partner) unbuttons your pants and exposes your genitals without any provocation and dives mouth open to said genitals.
We weren't alone for longer than 5 minutes till she went dong diving.

Dude you're hanging out with Claire tonight? she is a dong diver for sure
by Hazazz August 15, 2008
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pearl diving

to give the female oral sex also know as eating out this is the true and stright definition to pearl diving
mike"dam boy!,i went pearl diving last night"
rick"how was that shit"
mike"tasty imma head to her place again tonight"
by Roger .S January 13, 2008
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The great divider

A term used to describe President Obama. Before coming to office he said he was going to unite the nation, yet all he has done since is divide us all in to two camps (i.e. those who are with him and who he calls "smart" Vs those that have a different point of view that he treats like the enemy).
One does not have to look far .. just watch his every action as they speak to the above definition 100%. He is the Great Divider.
by Gdadl January 16, 2011
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