Dinosaur

Dinosaur are animals that most people say they are extinct, but i think that they could still be alive to this day. Just they are hiding out somewhere. They are a lot of peoples favourite animals, including George Pig and yours truly, ME! Dinosaurs are just so cool. They are definitely alive still!

Kid: I love dinosaurs
Person1: Hey kid dinosaurs are DEAD!
Kid: wahhhhhhhhh
Me: no dinosaurs are probably still alive dummy
Person1: oh (feels stupid)

by anonymous December 14, 2020

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Chocolate dinosaur

It's when your fucking a bitch in the ass and then u pull out and your girlfriend starts sucking your dick

Dude it was awsome I totally got the chocolate dinosaur last night

by Coaltrain666 September 19, 2022

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dinosaur foot

A camel toe that has been there so long that it feels like it’s from the Jurassic period.

Deeper than a regular camel toe, deeper than a moose knuckle…

Your grandma has had a dinosaur foot since Nam.

by DJ jazzy Jules January 28, 2023

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chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

by Darth Ramious April 1, 2022

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DINOSAUR

Dinosaurs are ancient reptiles that walk around and say RAR. They were humongous, and they ate a truck ton of food. The T-rex, Triceratops, Stegosaurus, and Barney are all dinosaurs. Dinosaurs ranged in color, from tan, to red, to purple. Some had feathers, and others didn’t. A singular species of true dinosaurs still exists. They are usually found in Kentucky Ballistics videos, or at halloween time.

Bob: “RAAAAAR!”
Tom: “You’re a dinosaur.”
Bob: “I’m a dinosaur!”
Both: “YAAAAY.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

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