diesel wood

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.

Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.

by El_phantasmo January 14, 2016

Vin Diesel

A man with inherent family values

Normal person: No Vin Diesel, you won’t survive that, that breaks the laws of physics!!!

Vin Diesel: Because Family

by stupendisss July 11, 2021

Portuguese Diesel Blowout

Is the act when a female is riding a male cowgirl. And when he’s about orgasm she jumps up and kicks the mans nuts. A similar act to a Portuguese gas pedal.

My man was being an ass all day so decided to have fun with him and at the end I gave him a Portuguese diesel blowout

by Swanpdonkey2469 May 17, 2023

Diesel

kyle

Don’t you wanna fuck with a diesel nigga

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Red Diesel

Normal diesel that is dyed red and for off road use only (so you pay no tax on it)

You’ll be able to run that on red diesel, just don’t get pulled!

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

Diesel neck

A saying in poor areas of Minnesota where a person who is called a diesel neck is a slow person who sucks bwc.

You might get luck jack's a diesel neck.

by sodanmplol November 13, 2020