detroit double-reacharound

The Detroit Double-Reacharound is when you wrap your arm around your victim and hold them in place, then slowly but snugly slide your entire fist inside their anus and hold them like that.

And just as she climbed onto the bus headed home, the man behind her slid his arm under hers and gave her the ol' Detroit Double-Reacharound. Becky's ride home just got a lot comfier.

by blusaranoob July 2, 2014

Detroit Dip Stick

This move is performed, typically when the lights are off and takes a little premeditation. You take a shit and stuff it inside a condom. Freeze the condom, then when you are ready to fuck a bitch, you get the frozen shit stick and fuck the girls brains out with it..hopefully long enough for it to melt inside her.

I brought this drunk slut home from the bar the other night and finally got to use my detroit dip stick I've been saving on her!

by Matt Rusty January 15, 2008

detroit become pawg

When your dick wants to complete it's journey in the bowels of a virtual blue eyes white waffle.

"bruh, after 10:30 ima swipe that Detroit become pawg and tap that like button, let's goo"

by I_uKe February 22, 2021

Can't have shit in Detroit

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."

Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Retroworks May 8, 2022

Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020

detroit slip and slide

The act of double teaming a hot milf and her daughter at the same time

i gave laura and laurie the time of their lives on the detroit slip and slide

by detroit master September 9, 2010

Mario and Rod on FSN Detroit

Mario and Rod are the single best TV broadcasting team in all of sports. Their knowledge of the game is unrivaled and they have the uncanny ability to lift the spirits of their audience when the Tigers are struggling. Mario and Rod have a vast following all over the USA especially in Comerica Park where their names and/or faces can be found on either of the following: signs, bare male chests, etc.

some common words/phrases used by both talented broadcasters:

Mario: "It's a great night for baseball good evening I'm Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen...," "He's hitting at a .324 clip," "check it..."

Rod: "without question," "absolutely stellar," "in that regard," "bad self," "fresh fade"

and many, many more

After a long day at the office, I caught the late game with Mario and Rod on FSN Detroit.

by MD2B September 7, 2007