Debbie Dingle

FALLING ASLEEP ON THE JOB!

Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I got fired from a paper factory for falling asleep on the job! And she's (debbie dingle) worth 8 million dollars! Did SHE create AI? No. But she'll let tech entrepreneurs steal it from me, won't she? Yes she will. She'll let your kids get stabbed over it too! How is she going to stop it? She's a-fucking-sleep! 8 million dollars to sit there and sleep. You can see them with glasses of whiskey and shit. They're getting drunk on the job. They are full of shit. Ever word out of their mouth about 'what we believe as a country is horseshit."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Debbie downer

A person who brings down the mood for no reason, or is unnecessarily pessimistic

Conor is a bit of a Debbie downer

by Unfortunately_Violets July 10, 2025

Debbie

Debbie is a title given to someone embodying peak biggie energy. Whether that’s eating the last slice (or more likely all of them) hogging half the couch, or just existing in full oversized glory.

Toby- "Did you actually eat ALL the snacks?"
Mattie- "Yeah but I left you this crisp."
Toby- "You are SUCH a Debbie."

by anonymous August 29, 2025

Debbie

Debbie is a title given to someone embodying peak biggie energy. Whether that’s eating the last slice (or more likely all of them) hogging half the couch, or just existing in full oversized glory.

Toby-"Did you actually eat ALL the snacks?"
Mattie- "Yeah but I left you this crisp.' Toby- "You are SUCH a Debbie."

by Libby.E August 29, 2025

Debilumanija

Debilų manija – the scientific explanation for why you feel like banging your head against the wall instead of listening to someone else's stupidity.

-Hi
-Six, seven?
-Debilumanija

by johnFken September 12, 2025

Debbie

To awaken with an intense burst of motivation but no structured plan, leading to the impulsive start of one or more long-procrastinated tasks. Typically results in becoming overwhelmed and enlisting the aid of a friend or family member to restore order.

“I woke up this morning and started repainting the kitchen and sorting the shed — I’m doing a Debbie.”

by CrustyJuggler95 October 14, 2025

conjugal debit

A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.

Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.

Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.

by vsousa March 1, 2010