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Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag)
A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
UD Political Definition
A poor effort at being clever where someone describes an opposing group, ideology, figure, etc. in a derogatory way in an Urban Dictionary definition.
"Group A: A bunch of touchless virgins with bad breath and unwiped butts."
"Ah, yes, another shitty UD Political Definition written by a touchless virgin with bad breath and an unwiped butt.
"Ah, yes, another shitty UD Political Definition written by a touchless virgin with bad breath and an unwiped butt.
UD Political Definition by Wubway December 22, 2021
why is the word that i made a definition for not on the website
because the urban dictionary doesn't like when you make a word but doesn't care if you say inappropriate things
{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}
A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.
Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.
Low Definition
An extremely bodge and pretend implementation of High Definition, Digital TV. Still uses MPEG compression but has a resolution of 576 lines, progressive (p) and is usually chronically over compressed. Low Definition is still widescreen but only ever offers 2 channel Dolby Digital AC-3 surround sound.
LCN70 on the Seven Network Australia, LCN60 on Prime Australia, LCN20 on ABC Television Australia and LCN30 on SBS Australia.
Low Definition by Champion_R August 27, 2005