Dab-tarded

Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.

Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?

Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!

by PhadeNot January 16, 2016

Drop Dab

A FAT dab of THC oil dropped onto a rig's hot nail and big enough to drop you to the floor.

Person 1: Dare me to do a drop dab?
Person 2: You wouldn't dude, you're too much a of a little bi-WOAHHHH slow down you're gonna die!
Person 1: Suck myyy Pth Fhhthhh*thud*

by JugJuggler October 3, 2017

Corn Dabbing

The act of butt sex. Person engaging is a corn dabber.

"Chad and Craig were corn dabbing all night"

by BigChedda July 9, 2014

Dabbing Tornadoes

It's worse than a sharknado. Its usually slightly cringe.

I've seen a Dabbing Tornadoes it's always clinging to me.

by Discordo October 17, 2020

sad dab

To dab sadly

“Hey John! How’s your Dad?” Me; “He left... *sad dab* “ John; “oh......”

by jakejones0308 February 19, 2019

Ass dab

1. For the extreme: The act of igniting a torch, heating up someone’s asshole until appropriately hot, dropping a dab into the asshole, sucking the asshole and the vaporized dab. This will both get the dabber high and dabee sexual pleasure.

2. The act of taking a banger, placing it into someone’s asshole, heating up the banger and then taking a dab from said banger.

Zoinks Scooby-Doo! That ass dab I took off Velma last night got me the high as fuck

by BarnAbus_biz October 14, 2019

dab disorder

When you can't stop dabbing and its just natural for you

he cant stop dabbing. He probably has a dab disorder

by Ucringeme March 2, 2017