don't pull out the 9 jammal

when someone tries to act intimidating but in reality is weak.

He screamed boo at the top of his lungs to scare them, but they said "don't pull out the 9 jammal"

by nagito dorito September 19, 2020

Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.

Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!

by CB0717 October 3, 2007

don't give a fuck

To not care or, "give a fuck" about a certain subject, object, action or comment.

Sally: "You look like an idiot"
Bob: "I don't give a fuck"
Sally: "..."

"Does it look like a give a fuck?"

"You really think I give a fuck?"

by EchoingAshes August 23, 2011

Don't pull a Kanye

1. When someone ruins another person's moment when receiving an award or when someone is cruel for no apparent reason.

2. When someone is a jackass for no reason.

Referring to the 2009 VMA's when Kanye West rudely interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted her award, ruining her moment.

And Our New VP is: John Smith

"Hey, John.. I'm a let you finish but Billy had the best damn spreadsheets ever!"

- "Eyy! Don't Pull a Kanye!!

by kanyeislame September 15, 2009

Don't Cha Know

Common phrase at the end of sentences used by people from Minnesota and Wisconsin. Can be used in almost any sentence. If you go to the south and say this everyone will think you're Canadian.

I went fishing on the boat yesterday Don't Cha Know?

by Weskonsin August 24, 2014

don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

don't hate, appreciate

What most of the people on this site should do.

by Diego October 2, 2003