Derp

An offensive way to say someone is bad at any video game, or looks derpy, like slowpoke.

I'm such a DERP.

by lol im a not troll October 10, 2017

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derp

Best word in the world

That animal can be the king of all derps

by Docter Derp April 10, 2019

Derp

A person who wears preppy clothes and carry’s himself like he is the shit. Usually has long hair plays lax and is a man whore.

Billy: like my drip. Just copped these new sperrys and Nike shirt.

Me: your drip is whack. You made derp.

by Marshawn Jackson June 27, 2019

derp

something stupid but cute or Kawai

OMG did he just DERP!!??!!

by Retardus tacodususus August 28, 2018