Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

cuelinary delights

Tasty foods served at da pool hall.

In da Laurel and Hardy short, "Brats", Stan brings some marshmallows to da pool table and offers one of said cuelinary delights to Ollie, but then Ollie gets momentarily distracted, and ends up chewing da chalking-cube instead of da marshmallow, which he absent-mindedly attempts to use for prepping da tip of his pool-cue. :P

by QuacksO June 8, 2021

Fudgie delight

When you are fucking someone in the ass and eating another’s ass. The person shits in your mouth and you spit it all over the person you are fucking. Then marvel in the sundae effect it has dripping all down that person.

Tom was fucking sue and darla gave him the fudge to turn sue into a fudgie delight.

by anonymous March 18, 2021

widows delight

Widows delight is a large cucumber, squash or egg plant that could be used to please a widow.

Little Johnny never ate one of the widows delight cucumbers at his grandmas.

by chickenhawk72 August 18, 2024

Sprite delight

When you sound a McDonald’s straw down your urethra and spit sprite down the straw until you explode like sprite jizz volcano

Hey hon you think you could order McDonald’s and give me a sprite delight

by Skibidishart64 May 4, 2024

Farewell Delight

The Farewell Delight is when a girl puts nutella on your penis and begins to perform oral sex. This girl is usually very ok with taking it up the butt and has very abnormally shaped boobs/titties.

Hey, do you have any nutella?

Nah, I used it all up for my Farewell Delight last night.

by Farwell January 25, 2016

Double Sided Delight

Double Sided Delight is a desert or breakfast item that can be made for someone who really wants something sweet if you have no sweets in the house.

It is made by taking a piece of bread, spreading butter on one side, spreading peanut butter on the other side, and dripping on Maple syrup before sprinkling on a small amount of sugar.

Have you tried double Sided Delight? It’s really good for when you want sweets but don’t have the cash.

by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019