What's Your Damage?

A phrase used by nimrods who want to be "up beat" with the millennium’s technology advance by switching a technical term into a harsh question when they could just ask you nicely if something was bothering you.

"Geebuz d00d, what's your damage?"
"Mom, cut it out, you're scaring little Timothy."

by Phatal August 29, 2004

daymare

A good dream while sleeping. As opposed to nightmare.

A daymare is okay, nightmares scare me.

Ebil monsters lurk in nightmares, but daymares have only good critters.

by mekelhorn September 11, 2007

damage control

When you workout after a week/weekend of too much drinking.

Dude, I drank way too much last night. I'm gonna hit the gym for some damage control.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

damage control

After you've done a mistake, reduce all witnesses to silence.

1) Mafia guy: "We've hit that mother and she saw we were carrying drugs, we gotta do some damage control".
2) Company guy: "An employee left the beta version of his iPhone in a bar, we sent the security for some damage control".

by BartyPenguin March 7, 2014

Damaged Goods

Used to describe in a tongue in cheek manner someone who looks terrible after a big night or weekend

Person A: you look terrible
Person B: Yeap...damaged goods...no refund.

by HappyAardvark April 30, 2009

demarest

A town in NJ that has too many rich snobs and soccer moms. Probs the most fuckboy and jock infiltrated place in America. Sweet chicks here though. Too many damn picky Jews and Asians aswell as a literally 0 black population. There's a few things worse than hearing "NVD is the Top 5 schools in NJ". That would be you have cancer, your going to hell, and this school is filled with cancer and you might go to hell.

"Let's go to Demarest!"
"Yeah, as long as we have fire-proof body suits."
"And don't worry about the red man with a tail it's just the mascot"

by trubierd669 May 24, 2016

damage area

The loudest, most popular band in the universe. They writes songs about boy meets girl by the moonlight and then they kiss and the moon explodes for no explored reason. -Douglas Adams

Holy shit, damage area just made my left nut fucking explode!

by Lesbian1234 March 12, 2004