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dad's salt

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid, jizz, man goo, and semen.
Hey Eric! You want some dad's salt on your mashed potatoes? Comin' right up!
by killer diller miller April 16, 2004
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deadbeat dad

A man who makes babies then makes tracks!!!
That deadbeat dad deserves an upper decker!!!!!
by Wint July 9, 2003
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your dad

What my 13 year old wigger brother says because he thinks your momisn't cool anymore...

Like it ever was >_<
"Hey, listen to me you little asshole!"
"Your dad! Your dad! Your dad!"
"My dad is your dad too you fucktard." *face palms*
by Laverne April 15, 2004
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American Dad

Satirical cartoon about right-wing CIA agent Stan Smith and his family - housewife (Francine), geeky son (Stan), dirty liberal daughter (Hailey), a goldfish with the brain of a German guy (Claus) and an alien (Rodger). Created by Seth MacFarlane (of Family Guy fame).
Underestimated TV show that deserves more than it's getting. Kicks ass on a level that only the most intelligent people can understand. If you don't like 'American Dad' you are mentally handicapped and deserve a good beating and a lesson in humour and politics.
AMERICAN DAD

Francine (to Stan): How's your French toast dear?
Stan: Snotty and ungrateful, but this AMERICAN toast is delicious!
by MattyDee April 15, 2006
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mom and dad

when a couple is so cute they resemble your mom and dad 💪🏼 GOALSS
"OMG Jack and Madison are so cute! They are my mom and dad!"
by yabitchwhoknows January 7, 2016
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Dad bod

A male who is usually over 30 years old that used to be jacked or in good shape. Usually has big arms and shoulders. An ex athlete or military veteran who is now an average joe blow with kids. He still lifts when he has time, but a crappy diet and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol lead to excess body fat and sometimes, a beer gut. Having kids, a mortgage, and demanding job allow for very little time or motivation to workout and diet religiously. Usually also hairy.
"Tyler used to be ripped, but his stress levels are high and his testosterone has plummeted. He's rockin the dad bod nowadays."
by armchairgeneral March 12, 2018
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Bonus Dad

Any person of the male gender that that is a good role model that did not take part in your birth. This can mean in the general sense of giving good fatherly advice and/or warm, nurturing feelings ranging to actually helping to raise you with all of your physical, mental, and spiritual needs.
For example, my best friend's dad treated me like his own child. Therefore, 'Papa Egan' was a bonus dad to me. Another example, my teacher always gave great fatherly advice to guide me through the world. Therefore, I consider him a bonus dad.
by The giant in the room September 10, 2020
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