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cringe my minge

When someone or something is unbearable, it provokes a cringe sensation in your whole body including your minge.. hence why it must be unbearable.
" ahh he just saw me naked"- PERSON 1

"ohh dear.. cringe my minge"
by bootay caller June 26, 2009
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Cringemonger

A person who oozes the esscence of embarrassment, and at every given oppertunity imits a huge amount of cringe into the atmosphere, affecting all close by.
Jess: Owen is such a cringemonger

Anna: Yeh, he totally mongers the cringe on all ocasions.

Jess: He sometimes, shall we say, lactates the cringe?
by cocobay September 29, 2010
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cringenius

A term used to describe something which is clever, yet so cringeworthy as to provoke mental recoil and audible groaning.
That pun was cringenius.
by @carrozo December 6, 2010
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Cringehell

When you find yourself in such a deep state of cringe that you fear there is no return to reality.
"The autist in my class, Jason, wrote a lovesong for me. He went to the front of the class and sang it for the whole class. I got lost into the cringehell.
by Cringeboy38 May 16, 2016
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Cringe Banger

A song that you enjoy even though you are very aware it is an abortion
-"Man I love that song Fireflies by 'Owl City'"
-Dude me too its such a cringe banger
by banjopartington February 21, 2017
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Cringenius

What you should call people when they start questioning facts with their illogical reasoning while ignoring the fact that they are gifted with conscience but unable to use it correctly.
- Its 2018 and I get to decide how I want to lead my life. Whether I wanna lead my life as a man or a woman is up to me, not anyone else. Society and religion made all these discriminations!

- Look at your logic, man. You're a Cringenius!
by PotatoLexicon June 11, 2018
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Cringe Age

Similar to the Stone Age, Wood Age, Rad Age, Nostalgia Age, And the Tec Age. The cringe age happens to be 2010 - present. Logan and Jake Paul, TikTolk (Formerly Musical.ly), The dark age of Family Guy, Politics, Celeb Deaths, Justin Bieber's "Baby", Squid Baby, Yours, Mine, And Mine, Demonetization, Season 20 of South Park, Even more deaths of Youtubers, SJW's and Political Correctness.
John - We're trapped in the Cringe Age. quieter *lord help us all* Newly Formed Mob - Excuse Mwah but not everybody celebrates "The Man Upstairs" John - I was kinda talking to my- Newly Formed Mob - GET EM' *stars stampeding* John - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAH! *gets all his bones broken* 2 Decades Later After Waking From A Coma. John - W-wha, OH LORD WHAT YEAR IS IT!! Nurse - 2030 "The Violence Towards Humans From Aliens Age" John - … screw this *unplugs IV and dies.
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