crooch

The mix of crotch and cooch. The location on your pants that you smell to know weather or not they are clean enough to wear.

Friend 1: Do my pants smell clean?
Friend 2: Oh hell no girl, get back! I'm not going to smell your crooch.

by greenpassion July 1, 2009

crooken

After the disintegration of the ABCD Clique, the remaining members formed crooken.

Look at crooken, walking around like normal folk when everybody knows they own the place.

by ABCD Clique October 17, 2006

choozwoozler

a word used by gay people meaning "man lover"

im a choozwoozler and always will be

by ...2... April 6, 2008

Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.

Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!

by EB1234 November 15, 2013

coozing

When you whip it while driving.

You straight coozing to your moms house.

by gypsehunter July 25, 2016

crooked collarbones

a more discreet way of telling someone you have an eating disorder (mostly used by people that suffer from anorexia or bulimia).
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.

may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.

person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."

by alitair March 22, 2021

Crookhorn

Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.

"Who’s that tramp over there bro? "
"Oh that’s Dawid Walczak, he’s from Crookhorn"

by Paul Foxton October 3, 2021