weiner cramp

An annoying dickhead

"That dude is a real weiner cramp..."

by rdhvck November 2, 2019

Quinn Cramb

He’s overall just a gay kid

That kids gay he must be Quinn Cramb

by Cricket is a sport October 23, 2020

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021

a cramp chow

a haram man who receives 4 daily cramps, cured with pork and gloves

a cramp chow went to the butchers for some pork but he cramped up in that bitch

by sirbradnickthe5th February 3, 2022

p cramps

Period cramps

Bruh my p cramps hurts so bad
Oh sorry abt that

by Deez nutx April 16, 2022

Reverse Cramer

A) When you do the opposite of what button pushing Melvin Chad's scream at you on a weekly basis.

B) When your eating a girl's ass and she sharts, so you kiss her. Aka Reverse ass to mouth through a broker.

Scenario 1
Paper Hands: I just listened to Cramer and bought $NTFLX, now I'm down $8k
Ape: You always do a Reverse Cramer idiot

Scenario 2
Guy 1: I ate my girls ass and she sharted
Guy 2: Should have Reverse Cramered her

by Chubby_Panda83 April 23, 2022

pre-festival cramming

The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.

A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.

by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012