An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
Get the Whale Counting mug.The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.
by emogurl721 August 4, 2011
Get the Glance Count mug.Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020
Get the karma count mug.A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.
Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.
by someone_cars May 7, 2021
Get the count spatula mug.This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
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