Counterize

Striking back after you are attacked.

Liverpool under attack and now they’re on the counterize

by Mo4bobbi March 05, 2021

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

Counterous

Counterous means - a lot of, or much

There are counterous ways to annoy me

by September 17, 2020

Counter flop

Where a guy takes a picture of his junk on the counter

Duuuude I sent her a counter flop oops

by Urbannnnnndick July 10, 2015

counter pressure

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.

I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

Counter puller

Someone who pulls items over the counter.
A cashier.

The Counter puller is so slow today.
What i work as? I work as a Counter puller

by Mad Mood February 23, 2024

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018