Your viewer count is down

What dream says to tommyinnit (child) when twitch glitches and shows less viewer count.

Your viewer count is down tommy

by NeverFrosted November 27, 2020

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats

Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.

by Count Twatula January 10, 2010

Homie Count

The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.

If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?

by NitemareZen December 6, 2020

Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.

"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."

by Wildn May 20, 2022

Body count

Penetrative sexual partners

What’s your body count?

by Hjksi January 25, 2025

you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018