by lastshadowmonkeys February 17, 2022

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019

A subtle way to lure a girl to come over to your place inviting her to a dinner, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with her while making a dinner for her. Finally, after dinner a good session of sex is expected.
by Chef Uc January 7, 2021

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.
Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
by Murrey from Michigan December 18, 2010

by Anonymous chetwynd January 26, 2011

Cutest man in the world. He is In touch with his emotions and the gives the BEST snuggles in the world. He can lift you up when you are feeling down. He always works really hard at his job, and is never done learning. He has a beautiful imagination. And only wants the best for everyone around him. He would dance with the stars if he could. He is the kind of man that will wiggle to some music with a blanket over his head pretending to be a ghost. He is funny and also really likes stupid memes and that parts not debatable.
by Alexandragon123 February 23, 2021
