Consatious

That feeling at night after it's been snowing for a long while but before the plows come to get rid of it all. Streetlights cast a hazy orange glow on the air and you're walking down the middle of the street. No one else is outside and the only audible noise is the snow falling and accumulating on the sidewalks.

you: You know when you feel like you're the last person on earth and it's snowing and there's no one to stop you from walking down the middle of a busy street because the snow hasn't been plowed and there's no cars on the road? What should we call it?

friend: Sounds like a consatious night to me

by allkindsofanonymous January 26, 2013

constipatience

To become resigned to the fact that you won't be able to defecate until your colon decides it's ready to.

Patient: "I took the laxatives you gave me but I still haven't been able to go to the toilet."
Doctor: "Well, your bowel will evacuate when it's ready. You'll just have to learn constipatience."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! May 15, 2013

consult the oracle

To type a word,phrase,question,or query in to google. To seek an answer via the search engine google.

"What time does the movie start?"
"I'm not sure...consult the oracle!"

"Hmmm ....I have a nasty rash...time to consult the oracle..."

by canuckchuck66 October 4, 2014

Conscribulous

A strange but wonderful scribble or doodle that gives life and meaning to the visual concept

Looking at a doodle of a haunted ghost or character.... "This doodle is quite conscribulous, I can really feel something from it".

by mass_dude January 13, 2015

conservationalist

An environmentalist that reifys the union of fundamental conservative political values along with environmental sustainability.

Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.

Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".

Conservationalist: "Damn straight."

by Crackoline March 12, 2015

Consensual lie

A lie that everyone agrees with despite evidence to the contrary

Republicans bought into the consensual lie that Donald Trump was qualified to be President.

Politicians agree to the consensual lie that taking gifts from lobbyists doesn't make them corrupt.

by deli guy October 21, 2016

constipation hangover

When you still can't take a quality dump days after a heavy night of drinking.

...on a side note, your boy hasn't dropped a deuce since that Jack fucked me up on Sunday. This fucking constipation hangover is no joke at this point...

by LeDeau September 27, 2017