Skip to main content

I vote con

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your disapproval in a longer sentence than 'No.' or 'GTFO.' Counterpart of 'To vote pro'.
"We shoud totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Hell no, I vote con."
by FDman May 18, 2010
mugGet the I vote con mug.

the cons

The Cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:

Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy

Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever

Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!
Alex: *closes connors lcoker*
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!

in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*

Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!

the cons.
by Sree Kohli November 11, 2008
mugGet the the cons mug.

Con Lag

When a Connection Interrupted message appears in any Call Of Duty game.
"Ah man i'm getting con lag"
by Decas March 19, 2008
mugGet the Con Lag mug.

fat con

When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.
fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"
by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016
mugGet the fat con mug.

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
mugGet the con qui fail d'aplomb mug.

con

"Con him!"
by Don't be so serious December 21, 2016
mugGet the con mug.

Con-fuck-tion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.
by Babygirlchelle79 December 7, 2018
mugGet the Con-fuck-tion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email