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Conbot

A type of weasel, usually seen in small burrows. It is known for its incredible stupidity and its amazing ability to be terrible at anything and everything it does. The Conbot is one of the few natural examples of a jackass of all trades. The singing of the Conbot is lethal to all those who hear it.
Frank was found dead after listening to a Conbot rendition of Hey Jude
by Beast_modez June 12, 2008
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Gun Control

The idiotic idea that we can keep law-breakers from breaking laws by creating even more laws.
Proponents for gun control think that making more laws restricting gun ownership will lessen gun violence. But people who actually FOLLOW laws aren't the people you need to worry about owning guns. Ergo, tighter gun control negatively affects law-abiding citizens while giving criminals who buy through the black market a distinct advantage over them... pretty stupid concept.
by redeyegrits October 16, 2014
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Controlative

She was being very controlative.
by Whirlwind421 October 28, 2012
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Conroy

An archaic term used to describe an absolute victory, whether occurring over a bloody battlefield, across a lacquered negotiating table or under wrinkled bedsheets. It was often used as an antonym to the phrase "pyrrhic victory" in that the positions of both parties are usually improved as a result of the confrontation.

It has since been adopted as a surname by a proud Celtic bloodline that has routinely produced exemplars of greatness. Famous Conroys at the dawn of the twenty first century include Pat Conroy, Kevin Conroy and Frances Conroy.

Note: Though undoubtedly influenced by the military prowess of ancient Conroy warriors, the French term "conroi" means a small group of knights that train and fight together. It has been widely speculated that the four horsemen of the apocalypse will be a conroi of Conroys.
"Howie just took a beautiful woman up to his bedroom. From the sounds of things, I bet it'll end in conroy."

"Wow, Vince, Ross and Ed just beat up an entire ninja clan. It's sorta weird that the ninjas and them are all laughing about it now. I guess it was a conroy."
by Ed Crowley September 30, 2013
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cruz control

The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a single woman by three men while she is jacking off two additional men.This process take 25 minutes as each man rotates his position. This activity is done primarily to dominate and humiliate a woman.
Woman: I can't believe I was talked into getting Cruz Controlled by my boyfriend's buddies.It was pretty hot, but I felt like a pinchushion during it.
by White Bread April 25, 2006
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damage control

keeping things from getting too crazy or out of hand.
dan: dude this party is gonna be crazy.
josh: yeahh dude gonna need somone to run some
damage control for sure.
by x3. July 7, 2007
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Confroogled

Confused momentarily, but with a bit of discombobulation thrown in; disoriented in such a way that your brain is thinking one thing but your mouth is spouting something else
Redderick appeared confroogled when the English Lit teach asked if his Mother consulted spell-check before putting his name on the birth certificate.
by Cynthia Dixon August 25, 2005
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